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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 02:29

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

How do I overcome attachment issues?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why Does Your Brain Go Blank? - Newser

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

Astronomers Astonished by Largest Explosion Since the Big Bang - futurism.com

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

What are reasons you couldn't be a kpop idol?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Taraji P. Henson says Hollywood went silent after her Oscar nod—until Tyler Perry called - TheGrio

Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

No go.

Jared Leto Accused of Sexual Misconduct by Multiple Women, Denies Allegations - People.com

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No, not a chance

With long courtship behind him, Aaron Rodgers learning the Steelers ropes on 'first day of school' - Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Then came..

"The AI Told Him To Kill Himself And He Did": 10 Nightmare Things AI And Robots Have Done To Humans - Yahoo

So they tried

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

What are the differences between Republicans and Democrats in their views of the government's role in society? How do these differences impact policymaking?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

Scientists detect light passing through entire human head, opening new doors for brain imaging - Medical Xpress

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

AI Cracks Secret Language of Sticky Proteins Linked to Alzheimer’s - SciTechDaily

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

AI Uncovers Wild Spin of the Milky Way’s Supermassive Black Hole - SciTechDaily