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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 02:29

No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
How do I overcome attachment issues?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
No go.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
So they tried
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
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